I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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