Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
17 year olds will be the death of me.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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