Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
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I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
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drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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