i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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