How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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