Non-Jews are for practice
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
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The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
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They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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