I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
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while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
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Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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