I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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