theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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