THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
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My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
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just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
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