Me. At least after what I've been through.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize
