I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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