i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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