i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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