I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
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we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
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She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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