At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I've blown a few things in my day
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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