real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
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Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
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These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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