My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
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Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
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Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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