Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
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Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
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what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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