Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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