im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
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You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
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Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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