Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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