GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
We have started to decorate penises.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
he just fucked me for my cheese.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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