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(585): View more from New York

Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.

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(716): View more from New York

she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.

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(702): View more from Nevada

Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"

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(201): View more from New Jersey

thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.

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(256): View more from Alabama

Good news my life of crime finally paid off

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