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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  Without porn, I would have few hobbies.

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• (432): View more from Texas

  TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!

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• (925): View more from California

  just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.

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• (716): View more from New York

  Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.

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  I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  ditto.

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  about cumming, not toast

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• (805): View more from California

  I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/

  (917): View more from New York City

  It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.

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