An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.