I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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