What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
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You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
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I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...