Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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