Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(972): View more from Texas

What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?

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(252): View more from North Carolina

Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.

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(734): View more from Michigan

You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.

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As weird as it sounds I would totally be down

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology

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He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...

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