But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
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