True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
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all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
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I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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