The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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