okay pat passed out under dana's car
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I intend to get homeless drunk
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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