There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
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Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
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I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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