Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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