Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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