saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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