i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
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go home
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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