A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
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please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
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Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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