Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
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I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
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He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I am one with the molecules
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
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