On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
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Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
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I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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