Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
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we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
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in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy