it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
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We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
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He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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