It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
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Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
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I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.