it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
he laminated a picture of his dick.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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