And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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