OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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