dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Everything about him screamed your future.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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