The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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