my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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