I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
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By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
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I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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