Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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