She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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