She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Randomize
