ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
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I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
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Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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