his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
When are your genitals available?
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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