i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
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Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
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I'm sobbing to NWA
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I deserve this hangover.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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