Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
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You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
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My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
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