Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Congratulations! We have a period
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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