My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
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We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
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Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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